DIXIE BELLE came to the Northwest on a lecture/showtune tour, "mysteriously" fell overboard the Portland Spirit, and was found ashore still gripping Grandma's silver and a whiskey on the rocks. She now runs Portland¹s only finishing school for wayward girls when not busy bringing much needed style and decorum to the sordid drag underworld. Full Name: Dixie C. Belle Title: 1999 South Carolina Intercoastal Waterway Catfish Queen. Age: There are two things you never ask a lady.... Favorite food: Fried Green Tomatoes. From: Snailville, SC. What do you look for: Composure and a man of means. Shoe Size: A very dainty 5. What do you read: Ann Lander's columns/Kafka. What do you drink: Wine spritzer. How many times a week do you fuck: That's the second thing you never ask a lady. Body Modifications: Heavens no! Most Prized Possession: My sunny Disposition. Fondest Childhood Memory: Winning my first pageant at age 5 (My talent was baton.) Deepest Darkest Secret: Priscilla Apple came to my lawn party with shoes darker than her hemline so I systematically destroyed her life. Arch Enemy: White after Labor Day.