Joe D. Vice Just like Brian Setzer and Mike Ness before him, this stray cat will knock you off your feet and have you beggin' for more. And he just might give it to ya.... Full Name: Joe D. Vice Age: 26 Favorite food: Pabst Blue Ribbon. Where yer from: The dirty south. What do you look for in a dude/chick: If they all look like Venus Envy, I would be a happy man. What do you like to drink: Pabst Blue Ribbon How many times a week do you fuck: At least once a day. And when I'm not doing it, I'm thinkin' about it. Any body modifications: My huge pompadour. Piercings or tattoos: Of course, but I will let y'all find out where they are on your own.... What's your most prized possession? My sideburns. What do you do to kill time? Play guitar, jack off and listen to some good ol' rock and roll. Dream date:Betty Page Dating status: Available and easy. Favorite car: 1959 Cadillac Eldorado Convertable. Length of cock/size of clit: It's like a party in my pants...all the time. You're invited.