JOHNNY MOZZARELLA is all about making the ladies sway and swoon to his Latino beat. Johnny realized he was destined for stardom when he emulated Travolta's moves in a 6th grade talent show and found that even Mrs. Robinson, the school principal, got a little hot and bothered. Full Name: Johnny "The Big Cheese" Mozzarella Age: 31 Hometown: Portland, Oregon Favorite food: Duh, cheese. What do you look for in a dude/chick? Manicured eyebrows. Shoe size: 8-1/2. What do you like to drink? Cosmopolitan. Most Prized possession: My Kaboodle kit. When did you realize you were a drag star? 6th grade talent show. Deepest darkest secret: My fascination with Simon LeBongo's white pants. Favorite car: Bright yellow Mini Cooper. What 3 items would you want with you on a deserted island? My hair product, my yellow cheese boots, my Kaboodle kit.