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JOHNNY MOZZARELLA is all about making the ladies sway and swoon to his Latino beat. Johnny realized he was destined for stardom when he emulated Travolta's moves in a 6th grade talent show and found that even Mrs. Robinson, the school principal, got a little hot and bothered.
Full Name: Johnny "The Big Cheese" Mozzarella
Age: 31
Hometown: Portland, Oregon
Favorite food: Duh, cheese.
What do you look for in a dude/chick? Manicured eyebrows.
Shoe size: 8-1/2.
What do you like to drink? Cosmopolitan.
Most Prized possession: My Kaboodle kit.
When did you realize you were a drag star? 6th grade talent show.
Deepest darkest secret: My fascination with Simon LeBongo's white pants.
Favorite car: Bright yellow Mini Cooper.
What 3 items would you want with you on a deserted island? My hair product, my yellow cheese boots, my Kaboodle kit.
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