RANDY FIASCO came to Portland as Miss Dixie's hairdresser, but felt confined by her strict control and split ends. After they parted on the night of Dixie's "mysterious" boat accident, Randy successfully earned a living as a towel folder in the many local bath houses. There he was discovered by a few DK PDX directors (who choose to remain anonymous) and recruited on the spot after performing a stirring rendition of "Funny Girl" while mopping the glory holes. Full Name: Randy Fiasco Age: Legal. Favorite food: Dick. Where yer from: Anklegrab, Alabama. What you look for in a dude/chick: A pulse. What do you read: Body language. What do you drink: Sea breeze. How many times a week do you fuck: Oh honey, who has that kind of memory?! Piercings or Tattoos: Jacob's Ladder piercing. How do you kill time? Crochet/ knitting. Dream date? Jake Gyllenthal. Deepest Darkest Secret: Sometimes I just want to cuddle. Dating Status: Guess. Best Party Trick: Performing a brief history of western civilization through interpretive dance. Length of cock: Come find out. 3 things you would want on a deserted island: Moisturizer, linen pants, and N'Sync. Rid the world of one thing: Fleece clothing.