SIMON LE BONGO is a man's man who loves lavender scented soap. He is a Euro-trash romantic who loves escargot and French kissing. Full Name: Simon LeBongo Age: 28 What do you look for in a dude? Good hair and soft hands. What do you like to read? Men's Health. What do you like to drink? Blow jobs. How many times a week do you fuck? Every night after a cappuccino and an éclair. Most prized possession: My tight white pants. Dream date: Making out backstage a Psychedelic Furs show. Deepest darkest secret: My ass is insured for $1 million. Dating status: Looking for a few good sailors, school boys, or rock n rollers Length of cock: Ask me, I'll show you.