TOMMY TORPEDO is the leader and founder of DK PDX. As a secret agent, he is constantly under cover. From aerobics instructor to rent boy, superhero to camp counselor, Tommy's got the job covered. Full Name: Tommy Torpedo Age: 25 Hometown: Metropolis What do you look for in a dude? Insomnia and a king-sized bed. Favorite drink? Whiskey sour. How many times a week do you fuck? 47 Most prized possession: Grappling hook and autographed copy of Darrin's Dance Grooves. What do you do to kill time? Cruise the queer bars. Biggest regret: I wasn't a child star. Damn those adorable Coreys! Dream date: Tying up Spiderman in his own web and fucking him up against the Empire State Building. Deepest darkest secret: I was a Star Search junior dance champion. Favorite car: Bright red 1995 Vespa. What 3 items would you want with you on a deserted island? Supersonic laser, astronaut ice cream, cute boy from Cirque du Soliel. If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be? Endless products and ads. Favorite movie: Xanadu.